THIS IS ART
how relationships work when both people work full time: whine about how you haven’t gotten laid in two weeks, get laid, don’t talk to each other for three days, whine about how you haven’t gotten laid in three days for the next two weeks, get laid.
First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it
parents: “u should be more active”
straight white boy: what are you doing?
me: laying in bed
straight white boy: anything else? ;)
straight white boy: are you sure? ;)