tis the season
fuck yes fuck yes(via franki-e)
This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.
my favourite daily recurring thought is ‘ugghh you have to do the dishes… you have to be less depressed and do the dishes…’
This was seriously the best prank
when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u
The difference between milk snakes and coral snakes is a crucial key to not dying. Coral snakes are extremely dangerous, and despite the low bite ratio, they can and will bite you if you’re not careful. Milk snakes are totally okay and chill. So remember, everyone.
If red touches yellow, you’re a dead fellow
But if red touches black, you’re okay jack
I read this as milk shakes and was very confused