thelilnan:

tis the season

thelilnan:

tis the season

A woman sitting by herself is not waiting for you.

Caitlin Stasey.

fuck yes fuck yes

(via franki-e)
zenonzequel:

ALRIIIIIIGHT

zenonzequel:

ALRIIIIIIGHT

saberspinner:

slayyyy herrrrrrrr

How do dick pics make u feel?
Anonymous

ladyironlungs:

the-inspired-lesbian:

This is the fucking funniest thing I have ever seen omfg.

wynn1ng:

This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.

r1-07444-0024:

my favourite daily recurring thought is ‘ugghh you have to do the dishes… you have to be less depressed and do the dishes…’

bearsnbeetsnbattlestargalactica:

This was seriously the best prank

nevver:

Fortune cookie

saddestblogger:

when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u

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disgustinghuman:

[sighs internally]

[sighs externally]

[sighs eternally]

One of the many things Bill Nye taught me

viridianeyes:

poeticallyhighdreams:

boobiemun:

The difference between milk snakes and coral snakes is a crucial key to not dying. Coral snakes are extremely dangerous, and despite the low bite ratio, they can and will bite you if you’re not careful. Milk snakes are totally okay and chill. So remember, everyone.

If red touches yellow, you’re a dead fellow

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But if red touches black, you’re okay jack

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I read this as milk shakes and was very confused