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paris666hilton:

THIS IS ART

sparkour:

how c

sparkour:

how c

how relationships work when both people work full time: whine about how you haven’t gotten laid in two weeks, get laid, don’t talk to each other for three days, whine about how you haven’t gotten laid in three days for the next two weeks, get laid.

onlylolgifs:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it

onlylolgifs:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it

radcanine:

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

theawesomeadventurer:

straight white boy: what are you doing?

me: laying in bed 

straight white boy: anything else? ;) 

me: no 

straight white boy: are you sure? ;)

me:

image